week 01; thursday night, w/ dave.

[muties]

thursday night, roxy's room.

[ because all teen sons just want to have a slumber party with their moms. they're probably mostly just sitting there, playing with their tablets like the nerds they are. ]

I wish we could pester everyone back home, let 'em know what's the haps.

[ TG: were in space shit is gettin weird
TG: may have a killer ai idk yet well see

from either of them, actually. ]

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[muties]

That's true.

[ on both counts though she likes jack well enough, she finds his assholery kind of funny?? for now, anyway. ]

There are younger hotties here too. Tense nerd guy, Luke, Jason, fur bikini girl, there are lot of lookers here. I mean, we're the hottest but.

[ no dave this is clearly what you want to do. ]

I had the first six in my sylladex 'fore. [ "how many" we don't know, dave ] Yeah, I could but... idk, it wouldn't be good as you gettin to read them? She was so good at writin', idk if I could capture the essence of it? I could try, tho.

[parodeity]

[ welp dave just went a bit red around "fur bikini girl" on that list because fuck if he didn't have an awkward convo with the fields earlier. NO. NO HE DOESN'T WANT TO DO THIS. ]

We are of course the hottest, I will concede that point.

[ but moving on to alt rose's ridiculous novels ]

I mean, I am down to you just readin' to me from this every night but I feel like I would get lost super quick without at least an overview of the first four? But like. Rose's post-scratch book-writing shenanigans are a thing I absolutely need in my life. How much psychoanalyzation is in there. I have to know.

[muties]

[ notes that blushu, guess who's getting a "could date dave" symbol on the cr chart.

but yes moving on. ]

NGL, you might get lost either way? They're pretty... dense, giant fuckin' doorstoppers. No one even knows how she made such a shitton of money off 'em. Black majjyk is suspected. But I can try, and maybe you can read the others later. Haha, probs a lot but. That nonsense is more Dirk's jam, he'd be able to give you a legit number on the psychoanalyzations then psychoanalyze it.

[parodeity]

Ok, I'm not surprised they're dense doorstoppers. I read some of Rose's wizard fic once and it was pretty hard to get through.

[ he...

wow he doesn't want to talk about dirk so he just doesn't address that comment... ]

We can make it a night-time ritual. Talk about Rose's wizardfic, hit the sack, and eventually work up to readin' a few pages of that doorstopper you have there after we get through the summaries of the first four.

[muties]

Oh yeah? You're gonna have to tell me how it compares! I bet it's just as good, even if she was just a youngin.

[ one of these days roxy is going to wonder why dave repeatedly skirts around talking about dirk, but for now she figures he's maybe just. sad that dirk isn't here, maybe? maybe dave idolized bro!dirk the same way dirk idolized bro!dave, or something. ]

Shit yes. It'll be bedtime storytime! [ which is a good parental thing to do heck yes. she wants to be a good teen mom, to make up for the fact that really dave would probs rather have dirk here. ] It'll be a good way to make sure we sleep soundly af and dream about wizards instead of the nonsense here.

[parodeity]

[ someday roxy will catch on and that day will be a sad day and a terrible private convo and it might even happen before one of them dies if they're...lucky? unlucky? who knows. dave will avoid the topic like the plague though. ]

Shit yes, just what I always wanted, dreams about old dudes with beards.