[ welp dave just went a bit red around "fur bikini girl" on that list because fuck if he didn't have an awkward convo with the fields earlier. NO. NO HE DOESN'T WANT TO DO THIS. ]

We are of course the hottest, I will concede that point.

[ but moving on to alt rose's ridiculous novels ]

I mean, I am down to you just readin' to me from this every night but I feel like I would get lost super quick without at least an overview of the first four? But like. Rose's post-scratch book-writing shenanigans are a thing I absolutely need in my life. How much psychoanalyzation is in there. I have to know.