week 04. tuesday night, w/ astrid.

[muties]

tuesday night

[ It's late at night. Not stupid late, but late enough that not too many people are up and about. Roxy wouldn't even be if she hadn't decided "eh, it's tuesday. getting a snack won't get me murdered" and gone down to the kitchen to do just that.

After twenty minutes of "ugh there's nothing to eat", however, she gives up. She can't cook that well, so f it. She didn't really need a snack, anyway. Fuck you, kitchen, and your lack of easily microwavable snacks that she could easily find.

Roxy only pokes her head outside for a second when she hears something. Hopefully not murder. ]

Yo, who out there?

[ GO TO BED, RANDOM PERSON ]

Comments

[muties]

What--? What about me?

[ WHAT'RE YOU POINTING THAT FINGER FOR, MISSY ]

[brawlhalla]

You think someone's hot!

[ ...

okay, fuck, that was a terrible comeback. astrid clearly recognizes that, as she stops pointing and buries her face in her hands. ]

[muties]

[ Laughs... ]

Really? And who do I think is hot, huh?

[ U tried, Astrid. ]

[brawlhalla]

[ ... ]

The nerd with dumb hair?

[muties]

Which one?

[ isn't there like five of those ]

[brawlhalla]

The most punchable one.

[ ASTRID... ]

Hinata. You're always giving him a hard time at trials.

[muties]

[ this is why hinata didn't want to rate u in hot or not ]

Ohhhh, riiiiiight. That guy. Hajime. [ slight pitch uptake ] I mean, he is rather tall and cute and nice and stuff, if you think that means I think he's hoooot or somethin' I supoooose.

[brawlhalla]

[ look she can't help that his face screams PUNCH ME I'M A WEENIE??????? but i guess roxy's into that

fuck i guess astrid's into that too damnit ]

...

[ ... ]

Eh. I've seen cuter. But if you think he's hot, why don't you just kiss him?

[muties]

[ yep, that sure is their type of man

the punchable weenie type ]

Why don't I just-- [ verbal keysmash, hurried response ] Cause the world would probably end and I'd die, or who even knows what. And he might be in love with Faize, so he's probs gay because that'd be a trend with me for sure.

Why don't you kiss triple-H, huh?

[brawlhalla]

I've done that.

[ MULTIPLE TIMES????????????? ]

The world didn't end and I didn't die. Mostly he looked super dazed and stammered.

[ and yet they're "just friends"

ok astrid ]

[muties]

Wh- "Just friends" my ass, then.

[ u lied to her SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE ON THE SAME PAGE AS HER ]

Yeah, but, he's probs already in love with you. Hajime probs thinks I'm just some crazy weird girl who harasses him. He'd be all [ v fake hinata voice ] "R-Roxy-chan, what are you doing! I don't like you like that and also you're creepy! You're even more of a not than Inaba!" And then what?

[ rambles slightly

look. the idea has occurred to her. ]

Aaaaanyway, lovely weather out tonight...