Oh yeah? You're gonna have to tell me how it compares! I bet it's just as good, even if she was just a youngin.

[ one of these days roxy is going to wonder why dave repeatedly skirts around talking about dirk, but for now she figures he's maybe just. sad that dirk isn't here, maybe? maybe dave idolized bro!dirk the same way dirk idolized bro!dave, or something. ]

Shit yes. It'll be bedtime storytime! [ which is a good parental thing to do heck yes. she wants to be a good teen mom, to make up for the fact that really dave would probs rather have dirk here. ] It'll be a good way to make sure we sleep soundly af and dream about wizards instead of the nonsense here.