Ok, I'm not surprised they're dense doorstoppers. I read some of Rose's wizard fic once and it was pretty hard to get through.

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wow he doesn't want to talk about dirk so he just doesn't address that comment... ]

We can make it a night-time ritual. Talk about Rose's wizardfic, hit the sack, and eventually work up to readin' a few pages of that doorstopper you have there after we get through the summaries of the first four.