week 08. wednesday, w/ astrid.

[muties]

wednesday lunchtime

[ Surely now Roxy and Astrid will talk about important things and not boys, over a finely crafted lunch of sandwiches and juice in Astrid's room along with Stormfly. ]

... Ok, I gotta know. Did you chop of your boyfriend's leg?

[ LOOK. SHE KNOWS ASTRID HAS AN AXE, SHE KNOWS ASTRID IS HARDCORE AF, AND THAT SNEEZE HICCUP IS MISSING A LEG. It's not unreasonable to make the connection! Of course, Roxy is also the one who thought Rhys' hostage was his sister and that Lithuania's is in a boyband. ]

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[brawlhalla]

I only ever punch him, I wouldn't maim him!

[ WHICH IS SO MUCH BETTER i mean it's marginally better...and tbh she did threaten his throat with an axe more than once so uh ]

He lost it in battle, all right? Saving Berk. There was...I told you dragons and vikings were at war back before Hiccup, right? Or did I not? Whatever. That was how it was. And we found - he took me on a ride, we found the Nest. Our fathers and their fathers and their fathers had been looking for it for ages, to end the blight of dragons forever, but they never found it.

Toothless took Hiccup there. And me. And we saw the dragons, all of them, feeding all the food they stole from us and all the food they caught themselves to the Queen. The Red Death. As big as a mountain. She controlled them, all of them, made them do what she wanted.

And he flew against her. Brought her down. But he lost his leg doing it. Okay? Not my fault.

[muties]

[ Wow ok yeah this is all going to somehow make it into her wizardfic. Even if it's too late for "Sneeze" to have lost his leg to anything other than "Astra"'s wrath. Er, or pride?? ]

Wait, he lost his leg tryna fight a dragon mountain? Who the fuck does that?

[brawlhalla]

[ and wonder of wonders roxy gets to witness astrid looking actually fucking soft and exasperated and fond about someone other than her dragon. ]

Hiccup does. [ there might just be a reason astrid is into this guy. like. fighting a dragon mountain and losing a leg? THAT SOUNDS LIKE HER KINDA GUY even if he looks like a nerd. a hot nerd, but a nerd. ]

And he didn't try. He won.

[muties]

[ who knew she was capable of that?? are we sure hiccup isn't a dragon furry. ]

He... beat up a dragon mountain?? Damn, that kid did not look that hardcore.